"Newly single and ready to embrace life, George Lopez was excited to turn fifty. He spent his entire forty-ninth year waiting for the calendar to flip to that magic number. It would be a welcome new phase in his life, a chance to say goodbye to a decade that included a kidney transplant and a divorce. But when he looked around a room full of his childhood friends, all gathered to celebrate his birthday, many now bald or overweight, it suddenly hit him: he was old. From dating younger women to fighting the uphill battle of staying in shape, George Lopez tells the unabashed, and often hilarious, truth about aging--as only he can"-- Provided by publisher.