Where'd You Go, Bernadette

Where'd You Go, Bernadette

[a Novel]

Large Print - 2012 | Large print edition.
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To her Microsoft-guru husband, Bernadette is a fearlessly opinionated partner; to fellow private-school mothers in Seattle, she's a disgrace; to design mavens, she's a revolutionary architect; and to 15-year-old Bee, she's a best friend and, simply, Mom. Bee has aced her report card and claimed her reward: a family trip to Antarctica. For Bernadette, who has become increasingly agoraphobic, such a trip is problematic. Then Bernadette disappears.
Publisher: Waterville, Maine : Thorndike Press, 2012.
Edition: Large print edition.
ISBN: 9781410453068
Branch Call Number: LGE-TYPE SEMPLE
Characteristics: 479 pages (large print) ; 23 cm
Alternative Title: Where did you go, Bernadette


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A woman and her family navigate life in this touching and hilarious novel set in Seattle. Suggested by Marie B.

When Bernadette goes missing prior to an Antarctic family vacation, her daughter Bee pulls out all the stops to find her. Cate Blanchett, Judy Greer, and Kristen Wiig star in this production from Annapurna Pictures. Theatrical release date: October 2018.

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Jan 04, 2019

Thoroughly enjoyed the journey. Laugh every time I see blackberries growing with a douchie house hovering on a hillside now. Planning a trip south....

ontherideau Oct 16, 2018

A spiral of absurdity, I couldn't stop reading.

Aug 15, 2018

Funny frantic summer-time read. Loved the many local references to Seattle and Microsoft.

A witty, funny, and at times sad tale of the members of the Branch/Fox family. The story follows the mental convolutions of a super intelligent family and their neighbors and the strange circumstances that lead everyone to become dysfunctional. A real good read.

aveizaga Jun 26, 2018

A very unique read, but one that you won't be able to stop once you start. "Where'd You Go, Bernadette" is both a funny and touching story that will make for a perfect beach read.

May 24, 2018

Bernadette has disappeared just 2 days before Christmas and before a family trip to Antarctica with her husband and daughter, Bee. This is the introduction in the novel. Bee has decided to try to figure out what has happened to her mother by looking closely at communications between anyone who may have had an influence on Bernadette's disappearance and by looking at Bernadette's own communications. The rest of the novel is written as a series of e-mails, documents, notes, etc. I found this book to be quite funny. Maria Semple writes using dry humour, which is not surprising coming from someone who has written for shows such as Mad About You, Ellen, and Arrested Development. I liked Bernadette's quirky character and I liked how the book was formatted. I thought it was creative and entertaining. I was pulled into the story early on and was quite engaged in following along to find out just what happened to Bernadette. I found that I was having to force myself to put the book down and go to sleep. I loved the originality of the story and the final reveal made me so happy! My only complaint is that there were more editing errors than there should be in a published book, which is a pet peeve of mine. I would recommend this to anyone looking for a fun, quirky, entertaining novel and I hope to read more by this author.

Jan 16, 2018

I wanted to enjoy this book based on lots of good reviews and it being on recommended reading lists, but I just couldn't get into it.

I didn't think the characters were likable at all, even B and Bernadette who I think you are supposed to root for, so it was hard for me to get interested in the story as a whole. It was written through email and letters, and at one point there was a 15 page letter that dragged so long I felt the need to skim just to get through it (even though I know it is supposed to show how crazy the character had become).

I wouldn't say it is a horrible read, but it wouldn't be my first recommendation.

Dec 05, 2017

This satire mercilessly exposes a group of characters who for various reasons are self-absorbed, occasionally mean-spirited, and sometimes surprising generous as they clash, run-away, and plot their individual courses toward seeming disaster. The exception is Bernadette's daughter, eighth grader Bee. Bee's quest to locate her mother provides heart to this improbable story. If you find the "entitled" in your life annoying, this very clever send-up may help you laugh at them.

Oct 12, 2017

First half of this book accurately and archly describes many facets of the upper-middle class lifestyle in Seattle--especially among well-heeled women who either aren't working or are not really engaged in life. The battle of the blackberries is hilarious. The second half stutters as it veers into a magic realism type of journey. Whether or not the ending is true, is up to the reader.

Apr 28, 2017

Several readers said it was humorous. I guess humor is such an individual thing, because while I found it somewhat 'light', I didn't find it that funny. It's a dry humor, if that's your thing.
The problem I had with the story is that the characters didn't have much depth. I kept waiting for someone to come through with some personal worthwhile contribution, but they fell flat in that respect.
I was also waiting for a more dramatic ending. Without spoiling the end, it's rather predictable.
As I mentioned initially, it is a 'light' book, so you don't have to think much beyond the page.

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M_ALCOTT Jul 30, 2014

" One of the main reasons I don't like leaving the house is because I might find myself face-to-face with a Canadian. Seattle is crawling with them. You probably think, U.S./Canada, they're interchangeable because they're both filled with English-speaking, morbidly obese white people. Well Manjula, you couldn't be more mistaken."-Excerpt from an email Bernadette sent to her virtual assistant Manjula

Jul 07, 2013

Chihulys are the pigeons of Seattle. They're everywhere, and even if they don't get in your way, you can't help but build up a kind of antipathy toward them. --Page 162, paperback edition.


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